Teach Me to Use NIRS

March 20, 2006

Sung to the tune of "Get Me to the Church On Time" by Lerner and Loewe

They need my data in the morning
If not my funding will decline
But I'm in pajamas, in the Bahamas
So teach me to use NIRS on-line.

Must send my data by the morning
If not, I might as well resign
We must upload quickly; so call Corina Miclea
To teach me to use NIRS on-line

Reporting projects would be a breeze
Reflecting inter-program synergies
Oh, they need our data in the morning
And there's a lot of it to mine
If we don't network, we'll have to get work
So teach us to use NIRS
Teach us to use NIRS
For God's sake teach us to use NIRS on-line

George talks to Congress in the morning
We can't let him look unrefined
His testimony best not be phony
So teach us to use NIRS on-line

We want to look good in the morning
So our prognosis is benign
Sending those data, can't wait till layta
So teach us to use NIRS on-line

Preservice training-list ev'ry class
Show TA action-No! Not t*** or a**!

So, people, listen to our warning
Now you have no excuse to whine
Get educated, cause you're designated
To get out and use NIRS
Get out and use NIRS
For God's sake get out and use NIRS on-line!!